| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Justify Your Book | 1:38 |
| 2 | Poems on the Underground | 1:29 |
| 3 | It Makes Me Belch | 1:41 |
| 4 | My Dead Relation | 3:32 |
| 5 | Hops and Barley (acoustic version) | 3:08 |
| 6 | Coming Home | 1:44 |
| 7 | Perry Groves | 0:59 |
| 8 | You've Stolen My Heart | 1:54 |
| 9 | The Definitive Love Song | 1:17 |
| 10 | How Does Ed Cope? | 2:12 |
| 11 | Dodgepotterydo | 1:21 |
| 12 | Billy Bonds Claret and Blue Army | 1:34 |
| 13 | Discipline | 2:42 |
| 14 | Not Supersticious | 2:02 |
| 15 | James Whale | 0:56 |
| 16 | My Dead Relation | 2:05 |
| 17 | Rude Girl | 1:57 |
| 18 | Ruder Girl | 0:54 |
| 19 | Operation Ivy and Don Brennan | 0:50 |
| 20 | If the Kids Are United | 1:52 |
| 21 | Real Shocks | 1:33 |
| 22 | Smells Like Dog Poo | 1:55 |
| 23 | Our Wedding | 0:48 |
| 24 | 100% Top Quality | 1:26 |
| 25 | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | 0:59 |
| 26 | Song for Guy Fawkes | 1:59 |
| 27 | Masters of the Universe | 7:06 |
| 28 | Fat Wa | 2:02 |
| 29 | Fat Wa (Arabic version) | 2:03 |
| 30 | Four Minute Puzzle | 0:55 |
| 31 | Eternal Triangle | 1:32 |
| 32 | Profercy | 2:40 |
| 33 | Somehow | 1:33 |
| 34 | Too Young Too Bitter | 1:53 |
| 35 | Played for and Got | 1:20 |
| 36 | Big Girls Blouse | 1:09 |
| 37 | Wet Wet Wet (The Fucking Bed) | 0:49 |
| 38 | Rude Girl | 0:55 |
| 39 | The Little People Make Lurve | 3:08 |
| 40 | Fuck Pump | 1:33 |
| 41 | We Curse You a Wicked Satan | 1:07 |
| 42 | Steven Do | 1:08 |
| 43 | A Crappy Song for a Crappy Compilation | 0:48 |
