| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Where There’s Smoke | 1:45 |
| 2 | I Didn’t Know “I Love You” Came With a Knife in the Back | 1:45 |
| 3 | Duct Tape & Death Threats | 1:31 |
| 4 | The Fine & Subtle Art of Deception | 2:13 |
| 5 | I Already Have Enough Friends (Take Two) | 2:23 |
| 6 | Like You Didn’t Hear Me the First Time | 1:48 |
| 7 | Love Is Like a Mouth Full of Broken Glass | 1:54 |
| 8 | You Like Knife Play? I Love Knife Play | 1:15 |
| 9 | You Will Get Exactly What You Deserve (and Not One Bullet Less) | 1:57 |
| 10 | Forgiveness Isn’t as Much Fun as Holding a Grudge | 1:31 |
| 11 | Broken Hearts Don’t Hurt as Much as Broken Bones | 2:19 |
| 12 | Bitterness Is a Beautiful Thing | 2:24 |
| 13 | She Didn’t Look Like She Had a Disease | 1:47 |
| 14 | Who Said Alcohol & Handguns Didn’t Go Great Together | 1:24 |
| 15 | It Ain’t Gonna Suck Itself | 1:57 |
| 16 | Revenge (My Part Time Lover) | 0:48 |
| 17 | Nothing Says “Party” Like Her Head on a Stick | 2:06 |
