| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | William Tell Overture | Spike Jones and His City Slickers | 3:15 |
| 2 | Girl at the Typewriter | Raymond Scott | 2:51 |
| 3 | I Got Rhythm | Paul Lowry | 2:17 |
| 4 | 9.11 (Desperation Is the Mother of Laughter) (edit) | Leif Elggren & Thomas Liljenberg | 2:53 |
| 5 | The Most Unwanted Song (edit) | Komar & Melamid and Dave Soldier | 1:54 |
| 6 | China White | GROUND-ZERO | 0:58 |
| 7 | Pocket | John Oswald | 3:16 |
| 8 | You Walrus Hurt the One You Love (edit) | Nurse With Wound | 1:04 |
| 9 | Eel Dog Rap Mix (edit) | Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck | 2:13 |
| 10 | It's Not My Fault (edit) | Nihilist Spasm Band | 0:28 |
| 11 | Dark Days Bright Nights | "The Freddy McGuire Show" with Anne McGuire, Don Joyce & Wobbly | 3:53 |
| 12 | Total Pointless Guidance Mix (Stock, Hausen + Walkman) | Vomit Lunches | 4:00 |
| 13 | Interlude | Gorse | 0:07 |
| 14 | Take on Me | Rank Sinatra | 3:41 |
| 15 | Motha Fuck Mitsubishi | MC Hellshit & DJ Carhouse | 0:51 |
| 16 | Kit Clayton Vs. Roscoe P. Coltrane | DJ Broken Window | 2:56 |
| 17 | Maria Callas | Christian Marclay | 3:01 |
| 18 | William Tell Overture | Viennese Seven Singing Sisters | 2:35 |
| 19 | Eleita Kolmelle Royhtailijalle | M.A. Numminen, Tommi Parko, Pekka Kujanpää | 1:55 |
| 20 | Berlin, Germany, 270104 (edit) | Justice Yeldham and the Dynamic Ribbon Band | 3:18 |
| 21 | Lippp | 足立智美 | 1:34 |
| 22 | Single Breath Blow | Bill Morrison | 1:02 |
| 23 | Natchung | Zatumba | 0:51 |
| 24 | Going Too Far (edit) | Nihilist Spasm Band | 1:12 |
| 25 | Air Hostess | People Like Us & Ergo Phizmiz | 7:21 |
| 26 | Ubu Hubbub | Christian Bok | 0:44 |
| 27 | Cock! | Gwilly Edmondez | 1:14 |
| 28 | Spaz | Spaz | 1:47 |
| 29 | The Most Unwanted Song (edit 2) | Komar & Melamid and Dave Soldier | 1:34 |
| 30 | Ride on Time | Xper.Xr | 4:20 |
| 31 | Thai Elephant Orchestra Perform Beethoven's Pastorale Symphony First Movement | Dave Soldier & Richard Lair | 8:48 |
| 32 | You Walrus Hurt the One You Love (edit 2) | Nurse With Wound | 0:10 |
