| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Fanzine Nerd (Anzak demo) | Anal Beard | 1:59 |
| 2 | Cleft (Anzak demo) | Anal Beard | 0:41 |
| 3 | Drugs Are Clever (Anzak demo) | Anal Beard | 1:16 |
| 4 | Sheep Shagger (Anzak demo) | Anal Beard | 0:59 |
| 5 | Fanzine Nerd | Anal Beard | 2:03 |
| 6 | Cleft | Anal Beard | 0:40 |
| 7 | Bird on the Blob | Anal Beard | 1:53 |
| 8 | Ugly | Anal Beard | 1:07 |
| 9 | Bus Pass | Anal Beard | 1:52 |
| 10 | Nipple | Anal Beard | 0:47 |
| 11 | Fighting for United (rehearsal recording) | Anal Beard | 1:43 |
| 12 | Nicolas Parsons (rehearsal recording) | Anal Beard | 1:10 |
| 13 | No Escape From the Anal Beard | Anal Beard | 0:57 |
| 14 | Agent Against the State | Anal Beard | 2:13 |
| 15 | UFO | Anal Beard | 1:55 |
| 16 | That's Rich (Comin' From You) | Anal Beard | 1:39 |
| 17 | Biscuit | Anal Beard | 2:09 |
| 18 | (I Have) No Idea (What I'm Doing Out of) Bed (Today) | Anal Beard | 5:10 |
| 19 | Mrs. Dave (Belly Machine) | Anal Beard | 2:24 |
| 20 | Fucking Cat | Anal Beard | 1:04 |
| 21 | Hussein in the Membrane | Anal Beard | 2:28 |
| 22 | Bed of Muck | Anal Beard | 2:09 |
| 23 | Cheesy Mattress | Anal Beard | 2:46 |
| 24 | Motorbike | Anal Beard | 1:46 |
| 25 | UFO | Anal Beard | 1:51 |
| 26 | Biscuit | Anal Beard | 2:02 |
| 27 | Mrs. Dave (Belly Machine) | Anal Beard | 2:24 |
| 28 | Agent Against the State (Nothing to Prove Compilation version) | Anal Beard | 1:27 |
| 29 | Mayhem Cup of Gin | Anal Beard | 1:21 |
| 30 | Gertcha! | Anal Beard | 3:36 |
| 31 | A Load of Blokes | Anal Beard | 2:59 |
| 32 | B.O.T.B Pianola | Anal Beard | 1:50 |
| 33 | Bug Ugly | Anal Beard | 0:59 |
| 34 | A Failure With Girls | Anal Beard | 2:34 |
| 35 | Wot a Result | Anal Beard | 2:51 |
| 36 | Fanzine Nerd (live) | Anal Beard with Pammy Chester | 2:16 |
| 37 | My Name's Bungle, I Like Big Fun | Anal Beard | 1:37 |
| 38 | A Game of Bowls | Anal Beard | 1:15 |
| 39 | Finding New Ways to Grumble | Anal Beard | 1:42 |
| 40 | White Trash Blues (Peroxide Mullet) | Anal Beard | 2:30 |
| 41 | Rub Me Out | Anal Beard | 4:04 |
| 42 | Tight Fit Reunion Concert | Anal Beard | 3:25 |
| 43 | I, Sexually Weird | Anal Beard | 3:25 |
| 44 | You and Your Ruddy Trousers | Anal Beard | 3:11 |
| 45 | Too Much Bed (Not Enough Sleep) | Anal Beard | 3:38 |
| 46 | Max Bygraves K-Tel Compilation LP | Anal Beard | 2:41 |
| 47 | Phoning in Pestilent | Anal Beard | 3:47 |
| 48 | The Hundred Year Old Deaf Guy That I Know | Anal Beard | 4:26 |
| 49 | Music to Watch Girls Ignore You To | Anal Beard | 3:08 |
| 50 | Razzmatazz (Snidey Dave version) | Anal Beard | 3:50 |
| 51 | Layman's Holiday (Snidey Dave version) | Anal Beard | 1:48 |
| 52 | Sick Note | Anal Beard | 1:33 |
| 53 | Millicant and Nesbit Theme Day | Anal Beard | 1:42 |
| 54 | A Date With Vinylman | Anal Beard | 2:25 |
| 55 | I'm a Nobody, Get Me Out of It | Anal Beard | 2:31 |
| 56 | I Feature (Prominently) In Three Blyth Power Bootleg Videos | Anal Beard | 2:58 |
| 57 | Layman's Holiday | Anal Beard | 2:16 |
| 58 | Eight of Spades | Anal Beard | 3:08 |
| 59 | Snidey Dave's Mobile Disco Chant | Anal Beard | 1:44 |
| 60 | Black Metal Hospital | Anal Beard | 1:55 |
| 61 | Befriend a Binner Scheme (I Joined the) | Anal Beard | 3:42 |
| 62 | Lad Mag | Anal Beard | 2:05 |
| 63 | Error 404 Go | Anal Beard | 2:13 |
| 64 | The Return of Fuckbastard | Anal Beard | 3:25 |
| 65 | Razzmatazz | Anal Beard | 3:20 |
| 66 | We (Anal Beard) Are on Daytime Telly | Anal Beard | 3:39 |
| 67 | Part Time Punks | Anal Beard | 2:16 |
| 68 | My Name's Bungle | Combat Shock | 1:03 |
| 69 | Mayhem Cup of Gin | Tenfold | 1:48 |
