| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Batsto | 2:20 |
| 2 | The Outcome of All Our Lives | 2:14 |
| 3 | Heartificial | 1:07 |
| 4 | Anchor | 2:43 |
| 5 | Fak It | 3:35 |
| 6 | Introduce This to Your Parents | 2:10 |
| 7 | Everybody’s (Fucking) Crazy | 2:58 |
| 8 | A Song About Your Party | 2:10 |
| 9 | Ashley’s Big Adventure | 2:12 |
| 10 | The Worst Company to Keep | 2:56 |
| 11 | Friday at Brians (I Have to Be Up in Four Hours) | 3:23 |
| 12 | 30 Foot Spirit | 2:14 |
| 13 | Next Stop: The Olympics | 3:14 |
| 14 | ATM Disaster Scenes | 2:29 |
| 15 | The Liquor Your Older Friends Bought | 3:56 |
| 16 | David Caruso TV | 1:50 |
| 17 | Spoonful of Salt | 3:24 |
| 18 | Sebadon’t | 2:53 |
| 19 | All Thumbs Down | 2:11 |
| 20 | It’s Not 2001 | 3:06 |
| 21 | What’s Written on Your Wrist | 2:30 |
| 22 | Even Adam Kevin Helen | 2:44 |
| 23 | Gin & Ironic | 3:03 |
| 24 | Gear Isn’t Expensive | 2:38 |
| 25 | ChiKeyGo | 3:23 |
| 26 | 22 Syllables | 3:42 |
| 27 | D(An) I Y | 4:05 |
| 28 | 53% Accurate | 3:35 |
| 29 | Clocked Out | 3:26 |
| 30 | New Careers | 2:19 |
| 31 | Second Rate Broadcasting | 0:50 |
| 32 | Corrugated Windows | 2:37 |
| 33 | Dude‐a‐Form (Dude Uniform) | 4:34 |
| 34 | Watching You Cry in Public | 3:29 |
| 35 | Can I Buy a V_wel? | 2:33 |
| 36 | Blaargh!! | 3:12 |
| 37 | Your Mantra | 2:39 |
| 38 | Open a Book | 2:29 |
| 39 | Starched and Hung | 3:18 |
| 40 | And I Bite My Nails | 2:30 |
| 41 | High & Mighty | 3:01 |
| 42 | The Bullied Becomes the Bully (Police Story V2.0) | 2:45 |
| 43 | Pinky Swear | 1:56 |
| 44 | Southern California in the 80’s | 2:48 |
| 45 | We Organized Your Life | 3:17 |
| 46 | Rearrange Your Life | 1:57 |
| 47 | Afternoon’s Asleep | 4:18 |
| 48 | Up Up Done Done | 2:08 |
| 49 | Young Lungs | 3:20 |
| 50 | Wearing White | 1:30 |
| 51 | Rapid Shitty, SD | 2:17 |
| 52 | No Big Chorus | 2:35 |