| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Since You’ve Been Gone | 1:24 |
| 2 | Amish Paradise- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil, Steve Jay, Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1996), Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- Amish Paradise
- additional lyricist:
- Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Artis Ivey, Jr., Larry Sanders, Doug Rasheed and Stevie Wonder
- publisher:
- Black Bull Music, Boo Daddy Publishing, EMI U Catalog Inc., GS Only Productions, Jobete Music Co., Inc., Madcastle Muzik, Songs of PolyGram International, Inc. and T‐Boy Music Publishing, Inc.
- is based on:
- The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island
- parody version of:
- Gangsta’s Paradise
| 3:21 |
| 3 | Gump- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil, Steve Jay, Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1996), Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- Gump
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Chris Ballew, Dave Dederer and Jason Finn
- publisher:
- PolyGram Music Publishing (ended), David M. Dederer Publishing, EMI April Music Inc., EMI Blackwood Music Inc., Flying Rabbi, Raw Poo Music, Universal PolyGram International Publishing, Inc. and Universal–Songs of PolyGram International, Inc.
- parody version of:
- Lump
| 2:12 |
| 4 | Everything You Know Is Wrong | 3:50 |
| 5 | The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory version) | 4:03 |
| 6 | Your Horoscope for Today | 4:01 |
| 7 | It’s All About the Pentiums- assistant engineer:
- Jeff Moses and Fredrik Sarhagen
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion, keyboard and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- background vocals:
- Steve Jay, Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz, Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1999) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1999)
- music videos:
- It’s All About the Pentiums by “Weird Al” Yankovic
- recording of:
- It’s All About the Pentiums
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- David Styles, Deric Angelettie, Jason Phillips, Kimberly Jones, Linda Laurie, Notorious B.I.G., Sean “Puffy” Combs, Sean Jacobs and Terry Etlinger
- parody version of:
- All About the Benjamins
| 3:37 |
| 8 | The Saga Begins | 5:31 |
| 9 | Albuquerque | 11:24 |
| 10 | eBay | 3:37 |
| 11 | Bob- assistant recording engineer:
- Doug Sanderson (brass [polka horns])
- assistant engineer:
- Aaron Kaplan
- engineer:
- Tony Papa and Rafael Serrano
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- mixer:
- Tony Papa
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- drums (drum set), membranophone and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- guitar:
- Jim West
- harmonica:
- Will Anderson
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra
- lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 2003) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 2003)
- recorded at:
- EMG Studio in North Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, United States (brass [polka horns]) and Mad Dog Studios in Burbank, California, United States
- mixed at:
- Icon Recording Group in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, United States
- recording of:
- Bob
- lyricist and composer:
- Al Yankovic
- publisher:
- Ear Booker Music
| 2:31 |
| 12 | Hardware Store | 3:47 |
| 13 | I’ll Sue Ya | 3:53 |
| 14 | Canadian Idiot- assistant engineer:
- John Adams, Phillip Ramos, Jason Rankins and Brian Warwick
- engineer:
- Tony Papa and Rafael Serrano
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- mixer:
- Tony Papa
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- drums (drum set):
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- guitar:
- Jim West
- background vocals and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 2006) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 2006)
- recorded at:
- 4th Street Recording in Santa Monica, California, United States and The Pass Studios in Los Angeles, California, United States
- mixed at:
- Westlake Audio in Los Angeles, California, United States
- recording of:
- Canadian Idiot
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Billie Joe Armstrong, Frank E. Wright and Michael Pritchard
- publisher:
- Green Daze Music, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc. and WB Music Corp.
- parody version of:
- American Idiot
| 2:25 |
| 15 | Pancreas- assistant engineer:
- John Adams, Phillip Ramos, Jason Rankins and Brian Warwick
- engineer:
- Tony Papa and Rafael Serrano
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- mixer:
- Tony Papa
- accordion, bass harmonica, finger snaps, handclaps, harmonica, harpsichord, piano, theremin [tannerin], toy piano and vibraphone and background vocals and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- acoustic guitar, banjo, finger snaps, handclaps and ukulele:
- Jim West
- banjo, bass guitar, finger snaps, flute and handclaps:
- Steve Jay
- bicycle bell, cabasa, claves, drums (drum set), finger snaps, handbell, handclaps, kazoo, mouth harp, shakers, slide whistle, tambourine, timpani and wood block:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- cello:
- Sarah O’Brien
- double bass:
- Miles Jay
- French horn:
- John Dickson
- trombone:
- Nick Lane
- trumpet:
- Lee Thornburg
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 2006) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 2006)
- recorded at:
- Mad Dog Studios in Burbank, California, United States
- mixed at:
- Westlake Audio in Los Angeles, California, United States
- recording of:
- Pancreas
- lyricist and composer:
- Al Yankovic
- publisher:
- Ear Booker Music
| 3:52 |
| 16 | Don’t Download This Song- assistant engineer:
- John Adams, Phillip Ramos, Jason Rankins and Brian Warwick
- engineer:
- Tony Papa and Rafael Serrano
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- mixer:
- Tony Papa
- bass guitar and handclaps:
- Steve Jay
- chimes, drums (drum set), electronic drum set, handclaps and tambourine:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- French horn:
- John Dickson
- guitar and handclaps:
- Jim West
- handclaps and choir vocals and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- keyboard:
- Kim Bullard
- trombone:
- Nick Lane
- trumpet:
- Lee Thornburg
- choir vocals:
- Randy Crenshaw, Monique Donnelly, Kim Erin, Angie Jaree, David Joyce, Lisa Popeil, Steve Jay and Jim West
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 2006) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 2006)
- recorded at:
- Mad Dog Studios in Burbank, California, United States
- mixed at:
- Westlake Audio in Los Angeles, California, United States
- recording of:
- Don’t Download This Song
- lyricist and composer:
- Al Yankovic
- premiered at:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic at Bardavon 1869 Opera House
- publisher:
- Ear Booker Music
| 3:56 |
| 17 | White & Nerdy- drum machine [drum] programming:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard programming:
- Jim West
- assistant engineer:
- John Adams, Phillip Ramos, Jason Rankins and Brian Warwick
- engineer:
- Tony Papa and Rafael Serrano
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- mixer:
- Tony Papa
- background vocals and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 2006) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 2006)
- recorded at and mixed at:
- Westlake Audio in Los Angeles, California, United States
- music videos:
- White & Nerdy by “Weird Al” Yankovic and White & Nerdy (official 4K video) by “Weird Al” Yankovic
- recording of:
- White & Nerdy
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Hakeem Seriki, Anthony Henderson, Juan Carlos Salinas and Oscar Salinas
- publisher:
- Almo Music Corp., Chamillitary Camp Music, EMI April Music Inc., Play for Play-N-Skillz Music, Play-N-Skillz Music, Skillz for Skillz-n-Play Music and Universal Music Corp.
- parody version of:
- Ridin’
| 2:52 |
| 18 | Trapped in the Drive-Thru- drum machine programming:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- assistant engineer:
- John Adams, Phillip Ramos, Jason Rankins and Brian Warwick
- engineer:
- Tony Papa and Rafael Serrano
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- mixer:
- Tony Papa
- bass synthesizer:
- Steve Jay
- guitar:
- Jim West
- keyboard:
- Kim Bullard and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- background vocals and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 2006) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 2006)
- recorded at:
- 4th Street Recording in Santa Monica, California, United States and The Pass Studios in Los Angeles, California, United States
- mixed at:
- Westlake Audio in Los Angeles, California, United States
- recording of:
- Trapped in the Drive-Thru
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- James Patrick Page, John Baldwin, Robert Plant and Robert Kelly
- publisher:
- R. Kelly Publishing Inc., Superhype Publishing, Universal Music–Z Songs, Warner Chappell Music, Inc., WB Music Corp., Zomba Songs and Zomba Songs Inc.
- is based on:
- Black Dog
- parody version of:
- Trapped in the Closet
- parody version of:
- Trapped in the Closet Chapter 1
| 10:51 |
