| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Peter’s Welcome | Peter Andre | 0:09 |
| 2 | Hello Message | Ant & Dec | 0:33 |
| 3 | Louise’s Welcome | Louise | 0:13 |
| 4 | Happy Birthday! | All Saints | 0:23 |
| 5 | Scott’s Joke | Five | 0:43 |
| 6 | Damage’s Message | Damage | 0:47 |
| 7 | Louise’s Answerphone Message | Louise | 0:06 |
| 8 | What We Do When on the Way to a Gig! | North and South | 0:40 |
| 9 | Lee’s Yucky Secret | 911 | 0:12 |
| 10 | Jimmy’s Secret About Spike | 911 | 0:20 |
| 11 | Kelle’s Message | Eternal | 0:19 |
| 12 | Most Outrageous Thing I’d Do in a Dream | Louise | 0:12 |
| 13 | What Lee Wishes He’d Never Done | 911 | 0:20 |
| 14 | Poetry Corner | Ant & Dec | 0:47 |
| 15 | What J Wishes He’d Never Done | Five | 1:17 |
| 16 | Toby’s Joke | Catch | 0:20 |
| 17 | What Chantal Wishes She’d Never Done | N-Tyce | 0:22 |
| 18 | Gary’s Message | Gary Barlow | 0:15 |
| 19 | What Vernie Wishes Had Never Been Invented | Eternal | 0:17 |
| 20 | Peanuts and Coffee (Our Favourite Song) | All Saints | 0:44 |
| 21 | My Huge Secret | Peter Andre | 0:25 |
| 22 | Rich’s Secret | Five | 0:13 |
| 23 | Damage’s Answerphone Message | Damage | 0:20 |
| 24 | Ant’s Danni Minogue Comment | Ant & Dec | 0:06 |
| 25 | Nat’s Message | All Saints | 0:16 |
| 26 | What Jade Looks for in a Lay‐Dee | Damage | 0:19 |
| 27 | The Silliest Thing Spike Has Done Recently | 911 | 0:13 |
| 28 | Sam’s Joke | North and South | 0:23 |
| 29 | Tom’s Joke | North and South | 0:17 |
| 30 | Peter’s Answerphone Message | Peter Andre | 0:17 |
| 31 | Diary Day 1 | Kavana | 1:03 |
| 32 | Diary Day 2 | Kavana | 1:03 |
| 33 | Diary Day 3 | Kavana | 1:28 |
| 34 | Diary Day 4 | Kavana | 1:01 |
| 35 | Diary Day 5 | Kavana | 1:26 |
| 36 | Coree’s Secret | Damage | 0:14 |
| 37 | Adam’s Joke | OTT | 0:21 |
| 38 | Glenn’s Joke | OTT | 0:12 |
| 39 | Niall’s Joke | OTT | 0:26 |
| 40 | Alan’s Joke | OTT | 0:15 |
| 41 | Goodbye Message | Ant & Dec | 0:27 |
