| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Blood Donor, Part 1 | Tony Hancock | 5:02 |
| 2 | Song of the Australian Outlaw | Kenneth Williams | 2:36 |
| 3 | One Leg Too Few | Peter Cook & Dudley Moore | 4:27 |
| 4 | Liberty Bell | Monty Python | 0:30 |
| 5 | Parrot Sketch | Monty Python | 5:48 |
| 6 | The Hippopotamus Song (Mud) | Flanders and Swann | 2:47 |
| 7 | Driving Instructor | Bob Newhart | 7:56 |
| 8 | Goodness Gracious Me | Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren | 3:00 |
| 9 | Dishonoured (excerpt) | The Goons | 7:44 |
| 10 | Grieg’s Piano Concerto | Morecambe & Wise | 5:34 |
| 11 | Football Results | Michael Bentine | 1:48 |
| 12 | Peter Sellers Sings George Gershwin | Peter Sellers | 0:17 |
| 13 | Scunthorpe Baths | Jasper Carrott | 6:05 |
| 14 | The Intro and the Outro | The Bonzo Dog Band | 3:01 |
| 15 | The Casual Vomit | Billy Connolly | 7:00 |
| 16 | Bob Geldof | Smith and Jones | 1:40 |
| 17 | Unchained Melody | Peter Sellers | 2:49 |
| 18 | Blood Donor, Part 2 | Tony Hancock | 3:39 |
| 19 | Have They Gone | Spike Milligan | 0:51 |
