| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Death to Los Campesinos! | 2:50 |
| 2 | Broken Heartbeats Sound Like Breakbeats | 3:33 |
| 3 | Don’t Tell Me to Do the Math(s) | 3:20 |
| 4 | Drop It Doe Eyes | 2:42 |
| 5 | My Year in Lists | 1:49 |
| 6 | Knee Deep at ATP | 2:47 |
| 7 | This Is How You Spell “HAHAHA, We Destroyed the Hopes and Dreams of a Generation of Faux-Romantics” | 4:18 |
| 8 | We Are All Accelerated Readers | 2:52 |
| 9 | You! Me! Dancing! | 6:46 |
| 10 | …and We Exhale and Roll Our Eyes in Unison | 2:48 |
| 11 | Sweet Dreams, Sweet Cheeks | 4:29 |
| 12 | 2007, the Year Punk Broke (My Heart) | 4:44 |
| 13 | The International Tweexcore Underground | 3:13 |
| 14 | We Throw Parties, You Throw Knives | 2:22 |
| 15 | Frontwards | 2:21 |
| 16 | In Accordance to Natural Law | 0:30 |
| 17 | How I Taught Myself to Scream | 2:48 |
| 18 | Yr Boyfriend | 0:43 |
| 19 | It Started With a Mixx | 1:20 |
| 20 | The Eyebright Bugler | 0:45 |
| 21 | Police Story | 1:59 |
| 22 | C Is the Heavenly Option | 3:17 |
| 23 | Clunk-Rewind-Clunk-Play-Clunk | 0:36 |
