| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Another One Rides the Bus | 2:37 |
| 2 | Polkas on 45- engineer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Rick Derringer
- accordion:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo, bass guitar and talking drum:
- Steve Jay
- body percussion [musical hands]:
- “Musical Mike” Kieffer
- bongos:
- Joel Miller
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- guitar family:
- Rick Derringer and Jim West
- mandolin:
- Rick Derringer
- membranophone and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- piano and synthesizer:
- Pat Regan and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- saxophone:
- Jimmy Zavala
- trumpet:
- Warren Leuning
- tuba:
- Jim Self
- background vocals:
- Pattie Brooks, Lisa Popeil, Petsye Powell and Andrea Robinson
- bass vocals:
- Bob Tebow
- vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1984), Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1984) and Scotti Bros. Records (in 1990)
- recording of:
- Polkas on 45
- lyricist:
- David Byrne, Doug Ingle, Jim Morrison, Mark Mothersbaugh, Billy Roberts, Sting and Pete Townshend
- writer:
- Ritchie Blackmore, John Crawford, David Diamond, Ian Gillan, Roger Glover, Lou Gramm, Mick Jagger, Mick Jones, Mick Jones, John Lennon, Jon Lord, Paul McCartney, Terri Nunn, Ian Paice, Keith Richards and Joe Strummer
- composer:
- David Byrne, Bob Calame, John Densmore, Chris Frantz, Jerry Harrison, Doug Ingle, Robby Krieger, Frank Loesser, Ray Manzarek, Jim Morrison, Mark Mothersbaugh, Billy Roberts, Sting, Pete Townshend, Jaromír Vejvoda, Lawrence Welk, Tina Weymouth and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- medley of:
- Beer Barrel Polka
- medley of:
- Jocko Homo
- medley of:
- Smoke on the Water
- medley of:
- Sex (I’m A…)
- medley of:
- Hey Jude
- medley of:
- L.A. Woman
- medley of:
- In‐A‐Gadda‐Da‐Vida
- medley of:
- Hey Joe
- medley of:
- Burning Down the House
- medley of:
- Hot Blooded
- medley of:
- The Lawrence Welk Show (Bubbles In The Wine)
- medley of:
- Every Breath You Take
- medley of:
- Should I Stay or Should I Go
- medley of:
- Jumpin’ Jack Flash
- medley of:
- My Generation
- medley of:
- Ear Booker Polka
| 4:20 |
| 3 | Eat It | 3:22 |
| 4 | I Lost on Jeopardy | 3:28 |
| 5 | Yoda | 3:58 |
| 6 | One More Minute | 4:04 |
| 7 | Like a Surgeon | 3:32 |
| 8 | Dare to Be Stupid | 3:26 |
| 9 | Dog Eat Dog | 3:44 |
| 10 | Lasagna | 2:47 |
| 11 | Melanie | 4:00 |
| 12 | Fat | 3:38 |
| 13 | UHF (single version) | 3:51 |
| 14 | The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota | 6:49 |
| 15 | Trigger Happy | 3:47 |
| 16 | Smells Like Nirvana | 3:46 |
| 17 | You Don’t Love Me Anymore | 4:03 |
| 18 | Bedrock Anthem | 3:43 |
| 19 | Frank’s 2000″ TV | 4:07 |
| 20 | Jurassic Park | 3:55 |
