| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Turkish Delight | Cleo Laine | 4:45 |
| 2 | Further Experiments with Mice | John Dankworth | 5:34 |
| 3 | The Liddle Fiddle (Symphony for Unstrung Tongue) | Danny Kaye | 6:27 |
| 4 | New Horizons in Music Appreciation: Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony | Peter Schickele | 9:18 |
| 5 | Daleks Sing G&S | Guy Noble | 1:59 |
| 6 | The Typewriter | Melbourne Symphony Orchestra | 1:55 |
| 7 | The Pro Musica Antiqua | Blossom Dearie | 6:02 |
| 8 | The Music Teacher | Peter Cook & Dudley Moore | 6:02 |
| 9 | Songs My Father Taught Me | Kathleen Ferrier | 7:00 |
| 10 | Australian Customs and Quarantine Regulations | The Quodlibet Singers | 5:41 |
| 11 | A Word on My Ear | Felicity Lott | 4:40 |
| 12 | The Radio Announcer | Garrison Keillor | 12:46 |
| 13 | Kangaroo (Reincarnation Song) | Fascinating Aïda | 3:08 |
