| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Amish Paradise- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil, Steve Jay, Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1996), Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- Amish Paradise
- additional lyricist:
- Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Artis Ivey, Jr., Larry Sanders, Doug Rasheed and Stevie Wonder
- publisher:
- Black Bull Music, Boo Daddy Publishing, EMI U Catalog Inc., GS Only Productions, Jobete Music Co., Inc., Madcastle Muzik, Songs of PolyGram International, Inc. and T‐Boy Music Publishing, Inc.
- is based on:
- The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island
- parody version of:
- Gangsta’s Paradise
| 3:21 |
| 2 | Everything You Know Is Wrong | 3:48 |
| 3 | Cavity Search | 4:20 |
| 4 | Callin’ In Sick | 3:41 |
| 5 | The Alternative Polka- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil, Steve Jay, Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- Al Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- The Alternative Polka
- lyricist:
- Billie Joe Armstrong, Billy Corgan, Chris Cornell, Dave Grohl, Alanis Morissette, Trent Reznor and Scott Weiland
- writer:
- David Baerwald, Beck Hansen, Bill Berry, Bill Bottrell, Peter Buck, Wyn Cooper, Sheryl Crow, Flea, Kevin Gilbert, Anthony Kiedis, Mike Mills, Dave Navarro, Chad Smith, Karl Stephenson and Michael Stipe
- composer:
- Billie Joe Armstrong, Glen Ballard, Billy Corgan, Chris Cornell, Dean DeLeo, Mike Dirnt, Dave Grohl, Eric Kretz, Alanis Morissette, Trent Reznor, Tré Cool, Scott Weiland and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- Al Yankovic
- medley of:
- Loser
- medley of:
- Sex Type Thing
- medley of:
- All I Wanna Do
- medley of:
- Closer
- medley of:
- Bang and Blame
- medley of:
- You Oughta Know
- medley of:
- Bullet With Butterfly Wings
- medley of:
- My Friends
- medley of:
- I’ll Stick Around
- medley of:
- Black Hole Sun
- medley of:
- Basket Case
- medley of:
- Ear Booker Polka
| 4:51 |
| 6 | Since You’ve Been Gone | 1:23 |
| 7 | Gump- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil, Steve Jay, Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1996), Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- Gump
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Chris Ballew, Dave Dederer and Jason Finn
- publisher:
- PolyGram Music Publishing (ended), David M. Dederer Publishing, EMI April Music Inc., EMI Blackwood Music Inc., Flying Rabbi, Raw Poo Music, Universal PolyGram International Publishing, Inc. and Universal–Songs of PolyGram International, Inc.
- parody version of:
- Lump
| 2:11 |
| 8 | I’m So Sick of You | 3:26 |
| 9 | Syndicated Inc. | 3:54 |
| 10 | I Remember Larry | 3:56 |
| 11 | Phony Calls- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil, Steve Jay, Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- spoken vocals:
- Hank Azaria and Nancy Cartwright
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- Phony Calls
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Sleepy Brown, Marqueze Ethridge, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, Ray Murray and Rico Wade
- publisher:
- Belt Star, Organized Noize Music, Pebbitone Music, Stiff Shirt Music, Inc. and TIZBIZ Music
- parody version of:
- Waterfalls
| 3:23 |
| 12 | The Night Santa Went Crazy | 4:01 |
