| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Streak | 3:19 |
| 2 | Shriner’s Convention | 4:24 |
| 3 | Gitarzan | 3:17 |
| 4 | Ahab, the Arab | 3:49 |
| 5 | Bridget the Midget (The Queen of the Blues) | 3:41 |
| 6 | Super Cop | 4:40 |
| 7 | The All‐American Two Week Summer Family Vacation | 3:26 |
| 8 | The Ballad of Jake McClusky | 3:44 |
| 9 | The Motel Song | 2:52 |
| 10 | Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens | 3:23 |
| 11 | Tabloid News | 2:43 |
| 12 | Back in the Doghouse Again | 3:08 |
| 13 | A Little Blue‐Haired Lady | 2:45 |
| 14 | Sittin’ Up With the Dead | 3:57 |
| 15 | Jack Daniels, You Lied to Me Again | 2:35 |
| 16 | Help Me Make it Through the Night | 2:26 |
| 17 | Used Cars | 3:49 |
| 18 | Barbeque | 3:19 |
| 19 | Where Do My Socks Go? | 3:45 |
| 20 | This Ain’t Exactly What I Had in Mind | 4:00 |
