| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Doctor Worm | 3:03 |
| 2 | Severe Tire Damage Theme | 0:42 |
| 3 | They Got Lost | 3:44 |
| 4 | Why Does the Sun Shine? (The Sun Is a Mass of Incandescent Gas) | 2:19 |
| 5 | Birdhouse in Your Soul | 3:14 |
| 6 | She’s an Angel | 3:22 |
| 7 | XTC vs. Adam Ant | 3:41 |
| 8 | Istanbul (Not Constantinople) | 3:09 |
| 9 | Ana Ng | 3:02 |
| 10 | First Kiss | 1:38 |
| 11 | Spider | 0:55 |
| 12 | Particle Man | 2:11 |
| 13 | She’s Actual Size | 2:18 |
| 14 | S‐E‐X‐X‐Y | 3:08 |
| 15 | Meet James Ensor | 1:32 |
| 16 | Till My Head Falls Off | 2:53 |
| 17 | About Me | 3:03 |
| 18 | Planet of the Apes | 2:37 |
| 19 | Return to the Planet of the Apes | 2:48 |
| 20 | Conquest of the Planet of the Apes | 1:42 |
| 21 | Escape From the Planet of the Apes | 1:10 |
| 22 | Battle for the Planet of the Apes | 1:59 |
| 23 | Beneath the Planet of the Apes | 2:02 |
| 24 | This Ape’s for You | 1:14 |
