| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Dumpweed | 2:56 |
| 2 | Don’t Leave Me | 2:40 |
| 3 | Aliens Exist | 3:46 |
| 4 | Family Reunion | 0:53 |
| 5 | Going Away to College | 3:43 |
| 6 | What’s My Age Again? | 3:20 |
| 7 | Dick Lips | 3:38 |
| 8 | Blow Job | 0:43 |
| 9 | Untitled | 3:09 |
| 10 | Voyeur | 3:31 |
| 11 | Pathetic | 2:53 |
| 12 | Adam’s Song | 4:37 |
| 13 | Peggy Sue | 3:50 |
| 14 | Wendy Clear | 4:12 |
| 15 | Carousel | 3:41 |
| 16 | All the Small Things | 3:38 |
| 17 | Mutt | 3:42 |
| 18 | The Country Song | 1:02 |
| 19 | Dammit | 3:08 |
| 20 | Man Overboard | 2:49 |
| 21 | Start My Own Nudist Colony | 0:25 |
| 22 | Fuck Everybody Else | 0:40 |
| 23 | Say Some Dirty Words | 0:37 |
| 24 | I Like Your Hair | 0:11 |
| 25 | For All the Ladies | 0:23 |
| 26 | Golf Tournament | 0:38 |
| 27 | A Note From Your Mom | 0:19 |
| 28 | What I Learned in Fifth Grade | 0:09 |
| 29 | Fuck You Tom | 0:20 |
| 30 | Smells Like Blood and Feces | 0:21 |
| 31 | Safe Sex | 0:27 |
| 32 | The Most Special Kind of Love | 0:29 |
| 33 | My Boner Just Died | 0:14 |
| 34 | Someone Lost a Contact Lens | 0:27 |
| 35 | I Gotta Go Pee‐Pee | 0:35 |
| 36 | Hurt Kid | 0:20 |
| 37 | I Wish I Took Guitar Lessons | 0:22 |
| 38 | I Know a Guy… | 0:44 |
| 39 | Excuse Me, Security Guard | 0:24 |
| 40 | Mark’s Middle Name | 0:12 |
| 41 | I Still Have to Go Pee‐Pee | 0:12 |
| 42 | You Shave Your Ass | 0:37 |
| 43 | We Need a New Guitarist | 0:20 |
| 44 | If I Were a Girl | 0:07 |
| 45 | Santa Will Rape Your Dogs | 0:17 |
| 46 | I’m Ashamed to Be Myself | 0:24 |
| 47 | Fuck Wiping! | 0:20 |
| 48 | 7‐Up | 0:08 |
| 49 | Last Words From Satan | 0:57 |
