| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Smells Like Nirvana | 3:43 |
| 2 | Trigger Happy | 3:47 |
| 3 | I Can’t Watch This | 3:31 |
| 4 | Polka Your Eyes Out- assistant engineer:
- Jamey Dell and Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- arranger:
- Al Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- Scotti Bros. Industries Inc (in 1992) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1992)
- recording of:
- Polka Your Eyes Out
- lyricist:
- Ricky Bell, Michael Bivins, Ronnie DeVoe, Floyd Brown, Kirk Hammett, James Hetfield, Billy Idol, Jani Lane, Manuela Kamosi, Mario Johnson, Nikki Sixx, Lars Ulrich, Vanilla Ice, Suzanne Vega and David Werner
- writer:
- Chrissy Amphlett, James Atkin, Bill Berry, Derry Brownson, Peter Buck, George Clinton, Bootsy Collins, Mark Decloedt, Ian Dench, Zac Foley, Humpty Hump, James Harris III, Tom Kelly, Terry Lewis, Mark McEntee, Mike Mills, Junie Morrison, Kate Pierson, Fred Schneider, Billy Steinberg, Michael Stipe, Keith Strickland and Cindy Wilson
- composer:
- Joey Allen, Carl Bourelly, David Bowie, John Deacon, Jerry Dixon, Floyd Brown, Kirk Hammett, James Hetfield, Billy Idol, Jani Lane, Mario Johnson, Mick Mars, Brian May, Freddie Mercury, Karol Namysłowski, Thomas de Quincey, Nikki Sixx, Steven Sweet, Roger Taylor, Erik Turner, Lars Ulrich, Vanilla Ice, Suzanne Vega, David Werner and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- Al Yankovic
- medley of:
- Cradle of Love
- medley of:
- Tom’s Diner
- medley of:
- Love Shack
- medley of:
- Clarinet Polka
- medley of:
- Pump Up the Jam
- medley of:
- Losing My Religion
- medley of:
- Unbelievable
- medley of:
- Do Me!
- medley of:
- Enter Sandman
- medley of:
- The Humpty Dance
- medley of:
- Cherry Pie
- medley of:
- Miss You Much
- medley of:
- I Touch Myself
- medley of:
- Dr. Feelgood
- medley of:
- Ice Ice Baby
- medley of:
- Ear Booker Polka
| 3:51 |
| 5 | I Was Only Kidding | 3:31 |
| 6 | The White Stuff | 2:43 |
| 7 | When I Was Your Age | 4:36 |
| 8 | Taco Grande | 3:45 |
| 9 | Airline Amy | 3:51 |
| 10 | The Plumbing Song | 4:06 |
| 11 | You Don’t Love Me Anymore | 14:11 |
