| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Nellie the Elephant | Mandy Miller | 2:30 |
| 2 | When I See an Elephant Fly | Clive Peterson | 1:51 |
| 3 | Ugly Duckling | Bernard Cribbins | 2:29 |
| 4 | My Grandfather's Clock | The Radio Revellers | 2:18 |
| 5 | I Know an Old Lady | Jon Pertwee | 1:51 |
| 6 | Runaway Train | Vernon Dalhart | 3:11 |
| 7 | Teddy Bears Picnic | Henry Hall | 2:53 |
| 8 | Laughing Policeman | Charles Penrose | 2:32 |
| 9 | Right Said Fred | Bernard Cribbins | 2:19 |
| 10 | Grand Old Duke of York | Pinky & Perky | 2:21 |
| 11 | You're a Pink Toothbrush | Max Bygraves | 3:24 |
| 12 | Happiness | Ken Dodd | 1:58 |
| 13 | Bee Song | Arthur Askey | 2:21 |
| 14 | Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport | Rolf Harris | 2:50 |
| 15 | When I'm Sixty Four | Bernard Cribbins | 2:31 |
| 16 | The Owl and the Pussycat | Elton Hayes | 2:19 |
| 17 | Gnu Song | Flanders and Swann | 2:46 |
| 18 | Farmers in the Den | Uncle Mac | 3:22 |
| 19 | Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf | Pinky & Perky | 2:45 |
| 20 | Robin Hood | Dick James | 2:29 |
| 21 | Grandad | Clive Dunn | 3:24 |
| 22 | Football Crazy | Rolf Harris | 1:58 |
| 23 | I Taut I Taw a Puddy Tat | Mel Blanc | 2:57 |
| 24 | Bangers and Mash | Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren | 2:34 |
| 25 | Nick-Nack Paddywack | Tim Hart | 2:33 |
| 26 | I've Lost My Mummy | Rolf Harris | 2:43 |
| 27 | Oranges and Lemons | Uncle Mac | 3:09 |
| 28 | There's No One Quite Like Grandma | St. Winnifreds School Choir | 3:01 |
| 29 | Postman's Knock | Spike Milligan | 2:39 |
| 30 | Run Rabbit Run | Flanders and Swann | 2:46 |
