| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | When You’re on the ORTF | 3:18 |
| 2 | Welcome to the Crypt | 2:42 |
| 3 | Look at This! | 4:52 |
| 4 | Albert Hitchcock | 3:22 |
| 5 | Oh My God, Fortnite! (interlude) | 0:28 |
| 6 | OK so basically monky did 9–11 | 4:01 |
| 7 | BOOBOOM BOOBOOM BOOBOOM BOOM BOOM | 4:17 |
| 8 | Bad Mondnay | 3:00 |
| 9 | Enlace En El Parque | 3:20 |
| 10 | when your two passions in life are soccer and saying yaaaaass (Interlude) | 0:48 |
| 11 | Blue Sugar Sex Matuidi | 2:01 |
| 12 | Plus Separated Que Toutes Les Separated | 1:13 |
| 13 | The Artist Formerly Known as Mr. Sylvestre | 3:12 |
| 14 | Slay in School Kids | 3:35 |
| 15 | this is my undertale oc i hope you guys like it (interlude) | 0:44 |
| 16 | Eye of the Doggo | 3:31 |
| 17 | Soirée Parking | 2:35 |
| 18 | SNCF | 3:15 |
| 19 | Muesli & St Jacques Shells (Interlude & Album’s Shitpost Container, DO NOT TOUCH) | 0:42 |
| 20 | Just to Make Sure I Can’t Sell This Album | 6:30 |