| # | Title | Artist | Length |
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| 1 | Jack Kevorkian Is Cool | Anal Cunt | 0:41 |
| 2 | ValuJet | Anal Cunt | 1:28 |
| 3 | You’ve Got No Friends | Anal Cunt | 1:12 |
| 4 | You Keep a Diary | Anal Cunt | 1:12 |
| 5 | You Own a Store | Anal Cunt | 0:37 |
| 6 | You Got Date Raped | Anal Cunt | 0:49 |
| 7 | Recycling Is Gay | Anal Cunt | 0:36 |
| 8 | You’re a Cop | Anal Cunt | 1:50 |
| 9 | You Can’t Shut Up | Anal Cunt | 0:18 |
| 10 | You’ve Got Cancer | Anal Cunt | 0:31 |
| 11 | We Just Disagree | Anal Cunt | 0:32 |
| 12 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | Anal Cunt | 0:18 |
| 13 | You Are an Interior Decorator | Anal Cunt | 0:51 |
| 14 | Pottery’s Gay | Anal Cunt | 0:39 |
| 15 | Rich Goyette Is Gay | Anal Cunt | 0:53 |
| 16 | Branscombe Richmond | Anal Cunt | 1:35 |
| 17 | You Live in Allston | Anal Cunt | 0:53 |
| 18 | You Are a Food Critic | Anal Cunt | 0:54 |
| 19 | Just the Two of Us | Anal Cunt with Hillary Logee | 0:27 |
| 20 | Your Band’s in the Cut‐out Bin | Anal Cunt | 1:10 |
| 21 | You’re Gay | Anal Cunt | 0:37 |
| 22 | You Look Adopted | Anal Cunt | 1:17 |
| 23 | Your Cousin Is George Lynch | Anal Cunt | 0:10 |
| 24 | You Have Goals | Anal Cunt | 0:22 |
| 25 | You Drive an IROC | Anal Cunt | 0:55 |
| 26 | You Play on a Softball Team | Anal Cunt | 0:58 |
| 27 | Because You’re Old | Anal Cunt | 0:45 |
| 28 | You Sell Cologne | Anal Cunt | 0:30 |
| 29 | Being a Cobbler Is Dumb | Anal Cunt | 0:28 |
| 30 | You Live in a Houseboat | Anal Cunt | 0:45 |
| 31 | Richard Butler | Anal Cunt | 1:32 |
| 32 | 311 Sucks | Anal Cunt | 0:39 |
| 33 | Your Kid Is Deformed | Anal Cunt | 0:40 |
| 34 | You Are an Orphan | Anal Cunt | 1:06 |
| 35 | You’re Old (Fuck You) | Anal Cunt | 0:12 |
| 36 | You Go to Art School | Anal Cunt | 0:55 |
| 37 | Your Best Friend Is You | Anal Cunt | 0:53 |
| 38 | You’re in a Coma | Anal Cunt | 1:19 |
| 39 | Windchimes Are Gay | Anal Cunt | 0:10 |
| 40 | No We Don’t Want to Do a Split Seven Inch with Your Stupid Fucking Band | Anal Cunt | 0:28 |
| 41 | Rene Auberjonois | Anal Cunt | 0:41 |
| 42 | The Internet Is Gay | Anal Cunt | 0:25 |
| 43 | Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You | Anal Cunt | 1:12 |
| 44 | Hootie and the Blowfish | Anal Cunt | 0:38 |
| 45 | You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You’re Gay) | Anal Cunt | 0:22 |
| 46 | Locking Drop Dead in McDonald’s | Anal Cunt | 0:21 |
| 47 | Technology’s Gay | Anal Cunt | 0:25 |
| 48 | Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp | Anal Cunt | 0:36 |
| 49 | I’m in Anal Cunt | Anal Cunt | 0:20 |
| 50 | You (Fill in the Blank) | Anal Cunt | 0:26 |
| 51 | Kyle from Incantation Has a Moustache | Anal Cunt | 4:10 |
| 52 | Bonus Track #3 | Anal Cunt | 0:08 |
