| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Mike Kennedy Is a Bad Friend | 1:15 |
| 2 | Solo & Chewy: Holdin’ It Down | 3:14 |
| 3 | Won’t Be Pathetic Forever | 3:00 |
| 4 | You’re Not Salinger. Get Over It. | 3:43 |
| 5 | An Elegy for Baby Blue | 2:25 |
| 6 | Don’t Open the Fridge! | 2:57 |
| 7 | Christmas at 22 | 2:37 |
| 8 | Leavenhouse. 11:30. | 2:11 |
| 9 | My Geraldine Lies Over the Delaware | 2:30 |
| 10 | I Ain’t Saying He a Gold Digga (Sike!) | 3:24 |
| 11 | Let’s Moshercise!!! | 2:33 |
| 12 | Through Two Hearts | 5:07 |
| 13 | Cheap Shots, Youth Anthems | 2:01 |
| 14 | Zip Lock | 3:22 |
| 15 | Hey Julie | 2:45 |
| 16 | Buzz Aldrin: The Poster Boy for Second Place | 2:52 |
| 17 | Cowboy Killers | 2:38 |
| 18 | I Fell in Love With a Ninja Master | 3:15 |
