| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Double Ahhnold | 1:22 |
| 2 | I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle | 3:54 |
| 3 | Let Off Some Steam Bennett | 3:14 |
| 4 | Who Writes the Songs? (The Real Bomb Track) | 1:06 |
| 5 | It's Simple, If It Jiggles It's Fat | 1:44 |
| 6 | See You at the Party Richter | 3:33 |
| 7 | Hey Cookie Monster, Nothing Is as Brutal as Neaahhh | 0:34 |
| 8 | Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies? | 3:12 |
| 9 | Come on Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar | 3:18 |
| 10 | Who Is Your Daddy, and What Does He 2? | 0:24 |
| 11 | Come on, Do It, Do It, Come On, Come On, Kill Me, Do It Now | 2:58 |
| 12 | Allow Me to Break the Ice | 2:09 |
| 13 | Conan, What Is Best in Life? | 2:29 |
