| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | My Mother Was a Big Fat Pig | 2:45 |
| 2 | Hide the Lobsters | 2:20 |
| 3 | Fast City! | 2:08 |
| 4 | The Reality of (Air) Fried Borsk | 1:50 |
| 5 | We’ve Come to Take the Earth Away | 2:50 |
| 6 | Green Things Have Entered My Skin, Gladys | 2:23 |
| 7 | I’m Gonna Bash Your Brains In | 2:27 |
| 8 | Water My Doing Here? | 2:23 |
| 9 | Girl’s Got a Turtle | 3:02 |
| 10 | How Do You Tell a Stranger? | 2:50 |
| 11 | Happytime Springface and Flowers | 1:36 |
| 12 | Greensleeves (The Twa Corbies) | 3:26 |
| 13 | Fast City! (version 2) | 2:15 |
| 14 | I’m Gonna Bash Your Brains In (version 2) | 2:39 |
| 15 | We’ve Come to Take the Earth Away (version 2) | 2:52 |
| 16 | The Reality of (Air) Fried Borsk (version 2) | 1:49 |
| 17 | Hide the Lobsters (version 2) | 2:11 |
| 18 | Green Things Have Entered My Skin, Gladys (version 2) | 2:17 |
| 19 | Horror Asparagus Stories | 2:34 |