| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | 1-800-Vaseline | 1:57 |
| 2 | Blow-Job for a Cowboy | 2:49 |
| 3 | Deep Purple Hole | 2:26 |
| 4 | Wallabi Dance Massacre | 3:08 |
| 5 | Roll'N'Rot Around G-Spot | 2:52 |
| 6 | Giant Mutant Dildos from Mars Attack Hot Wet Pussies from Venus | 2:42 |
| 7 | Gore Gore Girl | 2:44 |
| 8 | Fuck I'm Dad | 2:23 |
| 9 | Acockalypse Now | 2:51 |
| 10 | The Collapse of Toilets in Glascow | 1:56 |
| 11 | Summer of Love | 2:45 |
| 12 | Sit on My Face | 1:40 |
| 13 | Murmur from the Backdoor | 2:37 |
