| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| A1 | I Am a Trans‐Continental Railroad, Please Run a Train on Me | SeeYouSpaceCowboy… | 1:08 |
| A2 | Stop Calling Us Screamo | SeeYouSpaceCowboy… | 1:14 |
| A3 | You Don’t Understand, the Liquor Is Calling the Shots Now Randybo Bandy | SeeYouSpaceCowboy… | 1:04 |
| A4 | You Can’t Get Goose Justice in Fox Court, Just Spit on the Judge | SeeYouSpaceCowboy… | 1:30 |
| B1 | Who What When Where Why Did You Take My Bug Collection (There’s No Trust in This Household) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:47 |
| B2 | Don’t Tell Me You Like Monster Energy Drinks Because I’ll Break Your Kneecaps Motherfucker (Tanya Harding Shuffle) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:58 |
| B3 | My Heart Is Broken but I Still Need to Get My Jetta Fixed ASAP (No Time for Tom Foolery) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:58 |
| B4 | Glass Vampires Roam These Darkened Woods Fellas (Protek Ya Nek) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:15 |
| B5 | The Devil Is Real and He Tried to Eat My Ass (Goodbye Uncle Fuck) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:00 |