| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Enchanted Forest Theme | 0:51 |
| 2 | The Only Artist You'll Ever Be Is a Sandwich Artist | 2:14 |
| 3 | Take Your Credit Cards and Burn Them | 1:33 |
| 4 | Jesus Would Play This Show for Free | 2:11 |
| 5 | Adult Themes | 1:56 |
| 6 | It Takes Talent to Scream Into a Microphone | 3:22 |
| 7 | The Lawsuit About to Happen | 1:05 |
| 8 | Teenage Girl Photography Phase | 3:07 |
| 9 | Tape on Mouth | 2:05 |
| 10 | Constant Craving | 3:50 |
| 11 | Nice to Meet You | 7:09 |
