| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | I Need My Inhaler | 0:34 |
| 2 | Tuesday Morning Staring Match With a Dog | 0:26 |
| 3 | I’ve Died a Few Times Already | 0:43 |
| 4 | A Sorry Excuse for a Song Hiding Behind a Long and Witty Title | 0:10 |
| 5 | It’s Fuckin’ Freezing, Man | 0:57 |
| 6 | You Look Like I Need a Wank | 0:50 |
| 7 | My Therapist Looks Like a Wizard | 0:52 |
| 8 | You’ve Not Lived Until You’ve Almost Died, Baby | 0:27 |
| 9 | My Attitude May Stink but I Smell Fuckin’ Amazing | 1:05 |
| 10 | It’s Not the Size of Your Penis That Matters, It’s How Big It Is | 1:13 |
| 11 | In a Parallel Universe I Have a Highly Paid Job, a Beautiful Wife and Two Very Well Behaved Children | 0:41 |
| 12 | All Ya’ll Otha Sleepwalkers Ain’t Got Nuthin’ on Me | 0:22 |
| 13 | Wanking Is Still Honest | 1:22 |
| 14 | Deliberately Stepping in Dog Shit Is My Favourite Hobby | 0:44 |
| 15 | Avoiding Mirrors Used to Be My Favourite Hobby | 0:32 |
| 16 | Punched in the Butt! Punched in the Butt! Punched in the Butt! FFFFFFFFOY!!!! | 0:23 |
| 17 | The Perfect Tour Seagull | 0:08 |
| 18 | Oh Hi, It’s Me - The Bleeding, Flatlining Human Blob | 0:40 |
| 19 | A Complete Rewrite of All Star by Smashmouth | 0:31 |
| 20 | Wank Florida Wank | 1:32 |
