| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (early ’50s recording) | Cowboy Timmy | 2:16 |
| 2 | Merry F**king Christmas | Mr. Garrison, the 3rd Grade Teacher | 2:04 |
| 3 | O Holy Night | Eric Cartman | 1:58 |
| 4 | Dead, Dead, Dead | Juan Schwartz and The South Park Children’s Choir | 2:13 |
| 5 | Carol of the Bells | Mr. Mackey, the School Counselor | 0:58 |
| 6 | The Lonely Jew on Christmas | Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest | 2:46 |
| 7 | I Saw Three Ships | Shelley Marsh, Stan’s Sister | 1:02 |
| 8 | It Happened in Sun Valley | Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger | 2:21 |
| 9 | O Tannenbaum | Adolf Hitler | 1:10 |
| 10 | Christmas Time in Hell | Satan, the Dark Prince | 2:15 |
| 11 | What the Hell Child Is This? | Chef | 4:28 |
| 12 | Santa Claus Is on His Way | Mr. Hankey | 0:29 |
| 13 | Swiss Colony Beef Log | Eric Cartman | 2:16 |
| 14 | Hark the Herald Angels Sing | The South Park Children’s Choir | 0:41 |
| 15 | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | The Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh | 3:20 |
| 16 | The Most Offensive Song Ever | Kenny McCormick and Mr. Hankey | 3:00 |
| 17 | We Three Kings | Mr. Ose | 0:51 |
| 18 | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas- cover recording of:
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
- lyricist:
- Ralph Blane (in 1943)
- composer:
- Hugh Martin (in 1943)
- publisher:
- EMI April Music Inc., EMI Feist Catalog Inc., EMI Music Publishing, EMI Publishing, EMI United Partnership Ltd., J. Albert & Son, J. Albert & Son Pty. Ltd., Loew’s Incorporated (in 1943, in 1944) and Leo Feist, Inc. (in 1971, in 1972)
- sub-publisher:
- ヤマハミュージックエンタテインメントホールディングス, フジパシフィック音楽出版 SBK事業部 (until 2014-12-31) and フジパシフィックミュージック SBK事業部 (from 2015-01-01 to present)
- part of:
- Meet Me in St. Louis
| Mr. Hankey, with Stan, Kyle and Cartman | 2:30 |
