| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Professional Retard | 1:40 |
| 2 | Clitfucker/Lick Her Asshole/Vaginal Snack | 0:05 |
| 3 | Another Track | 0:04 |
| 4 | You Can’t Rape a Foot | 0:02 |
| 5 | I Despise What I See in the Mirror | 0:01 |
| 6 | Extreme Fetish Perversion | 0:54 |
| 7 | Dick Cheese | 0:06 |
| 8 | Fuck You Faggot | 0:01 |
| 9 | Gag on My Semen | 0:03 |
| 10 | R.I.P. Menstrual Munchies | 0:01 |
| 11 | I Watch Snuff for the Plot | 0:29 |
| 12 | Jesus Christ Watched as I Rolled My Foreskin Back | 0:11 |
| 13 | Let There Be Noise/Song 26/You Were Too Ugly to Rape | 0:02 |
| 14 | Noisecore Is Gay/Pushing the Brown Snake/Too Much Viagra/OHB Goes Retard/1-2/Blugh/Blah/Gff | 1:05 |
| 15 | This Tit Tastes Like Chicken | 0:40 |
| 16 | Rigor Morris Made Your Pussy Easy to Fuck | 0:02 |
| 17 | “Men” With Nose Piercings Are Fucking Gay | 0:03 |
| 18 | Tight Little Monkey Asshole | 0:01 |
| 19 | Carcass of Christ Are a Bunch of Fucking Posers | 0:05 |
| 20 | Blake Is a Faggot | 0:01 |
| 21 | Blue Donkey Like Kid Weewee | 0:01 |
| 22 | Northside Punks Fuck Off | 0:02 |
| 23 | You’re/Gay | 0:01 |
| 24 | I Play in a Noisecore Band | 0:26 |
