| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Day Absolutely Everything Exploded All At Once | 2:38 |
| 2 | No! Keepsake Is Wrong | 2:43 |
| 3 | My Algebra Teacher Sold Heroin | 2:28 |
| 4 | The Alphabet Uses Spell Check Twice A Day | 2:29 |
| 5 | Blue Skies And Blue Jeans | 2:14 |
| 6 | Get Rich Quick Scheme Number Five | 2:22 |
| 7 | Somebody Tell Me To Stop Being A Jerk | 0:46 |
| 8 | The Kevin And Scott Are Cool Band | 1:34 |
| 9 | Zelda | 1:07 |
| 10 | Karl Marx The Spot | 1:31 |
| 11 | This Song Doesn't Need A Name | 1:45 |
| 12 | I Am A Skank | 2:02 |
| 13 | Apology Pertaining To The Deceased Arthropod | 2:00 |
| 14 | We Are The Mulligans | 1:40 |
| 15 | The Day I Got Fired Was Also The Day Of A Bomb Threat At Our School And The Day I Went To Prom | 2:35 |
| 16 | Mirrors And Ladders | 2:07 |
| 17 | Come Onnnnnn | 1:26 |
| 18 | Post-Urban Dreamscape | 3:25 |
| 19 | shhhh its a secret | 1:11 |
