| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Le Don Cheedle's Choice Blend | Bearcubbin'! | 4:40 |
| 2 | Crash Into Savings (What If the Dave Matthews Band Was Your Claims Adjuster?) | Bearcubbin'! | 3:36 |
| 3 | If I Were 5 Years Younger and You Were Five Years Older, This Would Still Be Creepy | Bearcubbin'! | 7:17 |
| 4 | How Would You Like It If I Sold Burritos Where You Buy Religion? | Bearcubbin'! | 6:34 |
| 5 | Hot Otter Music | Bearcubbin'! | 4:24 |
| 6 | Your Teen Angst Is So Precious I Wanna Dress It Up in Meier & Frank Kid's Clothes and Take Pictures of It on a Tiny Train | Bearcubbin'! | 5:40 |
| 7 | Only Real Vegans Don't Let You Throw Away Your Hot Dog Wrappers in Their House | Bearcubbin'! | 7:10 |
| 8 | Snakes on a Plane, on Fire, on Ice, in Your Mom's Bedroom With the Lights on So They Can Make Eye Contact the Entire Time | Bearcubbin'! | 8:15 |
| 9 | Stephen Baldwin's Address at the White House Correspondants Dinner | Bearcubbin'! | 6:52 |
| 10 | Gary Busey's Clay Teeth | Bearcubbin'! | 8:36 |
| 11 | Bearcubbin'! Is Fuckin' Dead! (Kitty City) | Bearcubbin'! | 2:12 |
| 12 | Double Decker Doug Doogleson | Bearcubbin'! | 4:29 |
| 13 | Good Job, Fat Dracula! | Bearcubbin'! | 5:29 |
| 14 | Tea Party for My Friends | Bearcubbin'! | 4:56 |
| 15 | Good Job Fat Dracula (instrumental) | Bearcubbin'! | 5:29 |
| 16 | Intro (Montage) | Bearcubbin'! & Auxiliary Phoenix | 0:47 |
| 17 | Stephen Baldwin's Address at the White House Correspondants Dinner (remix) | Bearcubbin'! & Auxiliary Phoenix | 4:37 |
| 18 | Good Job, Fat Dracula! (remix) | Bearcubbin'! & Auxiliary Phoenix | 4:33 |
| 19 | Gary Busey's Clay Teeth (remix) | Bearcubbin'! & Auxiliary Phoenix | 4:47 |
| 20 | Tea Party for My Friends (remix) | Bearcubbin'! & Auxiliary Phoenix | 3:47 |
