| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Intro | 0:19 |
| 2 | How This Book Came to Be | 6:55 |
| 3 | How This Book Came to Be, Part 2 | 5:42 |
| 4 | A Warning to the Listener From the Author | 1:08 |
| 5 | A Couple More Provisos | 0:24 |
| 6 | 'Tis the Season | 3:47 |
| 7 | 'Tis the Season, Part 2 | 6:28 |
| 8 | 'Tis the Season, Part 3 | 4:28 |
| 9 | Thanksgiving | 5:31 |
| 10 | Thanksgiving, Part 2 | 6:52 |
| 11 | Thanksgiving, Part 3 | 7:07 |
| 12 | Thanksgiving, Part 4 | 7:40 |
| 13 | Thanksgiving, Part 5 | 1:36 |
| 14 | The Hooker at Rockefeller Center | 4:05 |
| 15 | The Hooker at Rockefeller Center, Part 2 | 3:37 |
| 16 | Christmas Morning | 4:35 |
| 17 | Christmas Morning, Part 2 | 5:12 |
| 18 | Christmas Morning, Part 3 | 6:53 |
| 19 | Christmas Morning, Part 4 | 3:57 |
| 20 | Christmas Morning, Part 5 | 4:28 |
| 21 | It is Better to Guilt-Give... | 5:16 |
| 22 | It is Better to Guilt-Give..., Part 2 | 2:13 |
| 23 | It is Better to Guilt-Give..., Part 3 | 4:14 |
| 24 | It is Better to Guilt-Give..., Part 4 | 3:17 |
| 25 | Christmas Day - 11:00 AM | 6:56 |
| 26 | Christmas Day - 11:00 AM, Part 2 | 3:45 |
| 27 | Christmas Day - 11:00 AM, Part 3 | 3:55 |
| 28 | The Carol From Hell | 1:18 |
| 29 | We Interrupt This Book To Bring You A Major Catastrophe | 7:32 |
| 30 | We Interrupt This Book To Bring You A Major Catastrophe, Part 2 | 4:41 |
| 31 | Christmas Day - High Noon | 5:31 |
| 32 | Christmas Day - High Noon, Part 2 | 4:47 |
| 33 | Christmas Day - High Noon, Part 3 | 7:06 |
| 34 | Christmas Day, 1:00 P.M. | 4:20 |
| 35 | Christmas Day, 1:00 P.M., Part 2 | 3:45 |
| 36 | Christmas Day, 1:00 P.M., Part 3 | 4:40 |
| 37 | Christmas Day, 1:15 P.M. | 2:01 |
| 38 | Christmas Day, 1:15 P.M., Part 2 | 4:21 |
| 39 | Meditations of a Jewish Santa | 7:00 |
| 40 | Meditations of a Jewish Santa, Part 2 | 6:10 |
| 41 | Meditations of a Jewish Santa, Part 3 | 5:35 |
| 42 | Christmas Day, 1:45 P.M. | 10:35 |
| 43 | Christmas Day, 2:00 P.M. | 4:56 |
| 44 | Christmas Day, 2:00 P.M., Part 2 | 5:25 |
| 45 | Christmas Day, 2:00 P.M., Part 3 | 4:48 |
| 46 | Christmas Day, 5:30 P.M. | 4:33 |
| 47 | Christmas Day, 5:30 P.M., Part 2 | 5:04 |
| 48 | Christmas Day, 5:30 P.M., Part 3 | 6:23 |
| 49 | Christmas Day, 6:00 P.M. | 5:37 |
| 50 | Christmas Day, 6:00 P.M., Part 2 | 6:44 |
| 51 | Christmas Day, 6:00 P.M., Part 3 | 5:47 |
| 52 | Christmas, 11:45 P.M. | 4:14 |
| 53 | Christmas, 11:45 P.M., Part 2 | 3:34 |
| 54 | An Abnormal Appendix | 3:41 |
| 55 | An Abnormal Appendix, Part 2 | 3:56 |
| 56 | An Abnormal Appendix, Part 3 | 4:07 |
| 57 | An Abnormal Appendix, Part 4 | 3:57 |
| 58 | An Abnormal Appendix, Part 5 | 5:40 |
| 59 | An Abnormal Appendix, Part 6 | 4:11 |
| 60 | An Abnormal Appendix, Part 7 | 4:38 |
| 61 | An Abnormal Appendix, Part 8 | 6:07 |
| 62 | An Abnormal Appendix, Part 9 | 2:32 |
| 63 | Outro | 0:56 |
