| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | May the beer be ever frothy | Retrogoblin | 2:31 |
| 2 | In haste I run for cover as gargantuan L-shaped blocks slowly descend from the sky | Retrogoblin | 2:42 |
| 3 | One hit death... My dispatcher points and laughs fiendishly, as I realize I’m a noob | Retrogoblin | 3:05 |
| 4 | My sword is grasped by a powergloved hand | Retrogoblin | 2:17 |
| 5 | Don’t buy the wizard hat. It’s only a vanity item with no actual stats | Retrogoblin | 3:02 |
| 6 | +2 charisma will not help me much on this raid. Keep your overpriced item and I’ll take my chances with full coffers | Retrogoblin | 3:16 |
| 7 | Quick! Call an Italian plumber! The dungeon toilet is overflowing and it’s nasty as f*** | Retrogoblin | 2:34 |
| 8 | Game over, no more continues | Retrogoblin | 2:32 |
| 9 | Greedily lusting after the exact same staff I already have except its +1 | low cunning | 2:39 |
| 10 | Each night deft hypnos burdens me with visions of my one true love, the fair lady Mytyllda (but at least the visions are of her before she was tortured and flayed) | low cunning | 7:35 |
| 11 | Upon seeing it in person, I realize “Mageskull Keep” isn’t just a clever nickname | low cunning | 4:35 |
| 12 | Chasing down that lean and hungry motherf***er who stole my bag of holding | low cunning | 3:30 |
| 13 | How is “Ferryman” a viable occupation? | low cunning | 3:50 |
| 14 | Transported by the hellish war lantern to a realm guarded by the actual Christian Devil, not just a clever allegory | low cunning | 3:13 |
