| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Poisoning Pigeons in the Park | Tom Lehrer | 2:09 |
| 2 | Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (on the Bedpost Over Night) | Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group | 2:32 |
| 3 | Cocktails for Two | Spike Jones & His City Slickers | 3:00 |
| 4 | Transfusion | Nervous Norvus | 2:27 |
| 5 | King Tut | Steve Martin (and The Toot Uncommons) | 2:14 |
| 6 | Hooray for Captain Spalding | Groucho Marx | 3:11 |
| 7 | Star Trekkin' | The Firm | 3:37 |
| 8 | Wet Dream | Kip Addotta | 5:10 |
| 9 | Fish Heads | Barnes & Barnes | 2:27 |
| 10 | Eat It | “Weird Al” Yankovic | 3:23 |
| 11 | Junkfood Junkie | Larry Groce | 3:07 |
| 12 | The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun | Julie Brown | 4:42 |
| 13 | The Purple People Eater | Sheb Wooley | 2:16 |
| 14 | Monster Mash | Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt‐Kickers | 3:15 |
| 15 | Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) | Allan Sherman | 2:51 |
| 16 | Pencil Neck Geek | Freddie Blassie | 3:30 |
| 17 | Earache My Eye | Cheech & Chong featuring Alice Bowie | 5:23 |
| 18 | Dead Puppies | Ogden Edsl | 2:15 |
| 19 | They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! | Napoleon XIV | 2:11 |
