| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Death to False Card Games Do You Even Duel Brah | 0:19 |
| 2 | Betty Spaghettys Five Nights at Freddys | 0:01 |
| 3 | Having Song Structure Is for Jocks | 0:06 |
| 4 | My Hitta Aint Got Time for No BK Pulled Pork Sandwiches | 0:04 |
| 5 | Watch Me Swipe Left on Your Tinder | 0:08 |
| 6 | My Friends Are Bad at Making Song Titles Because They Might Be Jocks | 0:14 |
| 7 | What Was My Grandsons Name Again? (Green, Gary or Fuckass) | 0:05 |
| 8 | Your Dark Magician Digivolved Into Cardcaptor Sakura | 0:02 |
| 9 | Bebop and Rock That Ass You Fantasy Football Playing Turd Burger | 0:01 |
| 10 | Looks Like You Got Friendzoned Again Motherfucker | 0:16 |
