| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|
| A1 | The Only Reason Why You're Making a Split 7" With Us Is Because You're Desperate to Meet New Guys | Gronibard | 0:46 |
| A2 | I Don't Need to Be Freud to Know That Calling Your Band Anal Penetration Means That You Want One. | Gronibard | 0:09 |
| A3 | Nydoom Is in the Guinness World Record for the Widest Anus Ever. | Gronibard | 0:07 |
| A4 | If You Had Talent, You'd Have Played in Anal Whore | Gronibard | 0:21 |
| A5 | Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: The Million Dollar Question Who Is the Gayest Dutch Band Ever? [a] Epica [B] Within Temptation [C] The Gathering [D] Anal Penetration | Gronibard | 0:09 |
| A6 | I'm Sure Your Real Name Is Milhouse Van Houten | Gronibard | 0:16 |
| A7 | You Were Kicked Out Hermes House Band Because You Were Way Too Gay for Them | Gronibard | 0:06 |
| A8 | Nydoom Doom Dooms | Gronibard | 0:08 |
| A9 | The Only 2 Good Things That Ever Came Out Your Country Were Last Days of Humanity and Zara Whites | Gronibard | 0:10 |
| A10 | You're Alone on the Stage Just for Getting All the Gay Groupies in Your Ass | Gronibard | 0:22 |
| A11 | You Play in Anal Penetration and Suppository (You're Gay) | Gronibard | 0:47 |
| A12 | Spectroum 3 | Gronibard | 0:26 |
| B1 | Obsession | Anal Penetration | 1:37 |
| B2 | Le Roi Des Masturbateurs | Anal Penetration | 1:15 |
| B3 | My Metal Cockring | Anal Penetration | 0:50 |
| B4 | Rubbing Williams | Anal Penetration | 1:03 |
