| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath | 3:23 |
| 2 | Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath | 1:42 |
| 3 | Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap | 3:31 |
| 4 | Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap | 2:09 |
| 5 | Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub | 3:18 |
| 6 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home | 2:39 |
| 7 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub | 0:59 |
| 8 | Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub | 2:24 |
| 9 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue | 2:20 |
| 10 | Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet | 1:13 |
| 11 | Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub | 2:49 |
| 12 | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Growl | 1:28 |
| 13 | Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself | 5:09 |
| 14 | Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree | 2:25 |
| 15 | Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom | 2:47 |
| 16 | Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom | 3:51 |
