| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Everybody Here Is Broke So Stop Complaining, OK? | 2:22 |
| 2 | This Ain't Disneyland | 1:59 |
| 3 | My Friends Made Fun of My Pants | 2:10 |
| 4 | Antimony | 0:34 |
| 5 | Big Fun in the Basement | 2:02 |
| 6 | Boron | 0:51 |
| 7 | Appliances Du Sauvage | 2:17 |
| 8 | Carbon | 0:47 |
| 9 | Lift and Separate | 2:34 |
| 10 | Einsteinium | 0:39 |
| 11 | What's That on Your Shirt? | 2:16 |
| 12 | Europium | 1:10 |
| 13 | More of the Same for Me, Please | 2:41 |
| 14 | Hydrogen | 0:51 |
| 15 | Team Fight Song | 2:03 |
| 16 | Mercury | 0:22 |
| 17 | This Is America, Why Should I Have to Mow My Own Lawn? | 2:22 |
| 18 | Neon | 0:40 |
| 19 | Hercules Pushes Giant Goats Over the Cliff and Watches as They Fall Into the Canyon Below | 2:19 |
| 20 | Oxygen | 0:51 |
| 21 | Shut That Thing Off and Come to Bed | 1:51 |
| 22 | Phosphorus | 0:30 |
| 23 | Nude Hula | 1:49 |
| 24 | Radium | 0:44 |
| 25 | Sheba Wore No Nylons | 2:08 |
| 26 | Tin | 0:39 |
| 27 | She Wears Her Dead Mother's Hat | 4:20 |
| 28 | On the Way to Chartres We Stopped and Walked Through Fields of Sunflowers in the Early Evening | 1:13 |
| 29 | Bye Bye, Barbie | 3:53 |
