| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Diners Will Never Be the Same | 1:38 |
| 2 | The Hackneyed Pie Theory | 1:23 |
| 3 | Burn Barbie Burn | 4:34 |
| 4 | The Covert Politics Song | 1:00 |
| 5 | Fucked for Solving Puzzles | 1:26 |
| 6 | I, Rabble Rouser | 0:57 |
| 7 | Obsolescence Killed Marx | 2:03 |
| 8 | Maturation Mood Flux | 2:33 |
| 9 | Catching Up With London | 0:43 |
| 10 | (Straw Holocaust) Gloppkiddis (God Concept Signifier) | 2:34 |
| 11 | Fixers of Cats | 0:37 |
| 12 | Between That Which Is Alive and That Which Is Dead, No Distinction Is | 1:37 |
| 13 | Christian Science | 0:12 |
| 14 | Textbook Sects | 1:09 |
| 15 | Cameraless Photos | 1:57 |
| 16 | Foliage | 1:01 |
| 17 | Trace the Line | 0:08 |
| 18 | Airbrush Missal | 1:27 |
| 19 | Never Use Cliches | 0:49 |
| 20 | College Politician | 1:19 |
| 21 | Anything Now? | 0:58 |
| 22 | The Tape Gets Eaten | 0:12 |
| 23 | Bugs Will Run the World | 0:18 |
| 24 | Gospel Scholars | 1:33 |
| 25 | Pop-Market Neurosis | 0:37 |
| 26 | (Non) Living Room | 0:50 |
| 27 | Circus Folk | 1:00 |
| 28 | The Corpse (Mengele Crotchfoot) | 0:12 |
| 29 | New Youth Rebellion | 1:03 |
| 30 | Placebo Effect | 0:44 |
| 31 | Tainted Grapevine | 1:44 |
| 32 | The Sitcom and Pajama Effect | 0:42 |
| 33 | Deny Everything | 0:24 |
| 34 | China Mandate | 1:07 |
| 35 | Where's the Cheese and Mission? | 1:25 |
| 36 | Spaghetti Cured My Cancer | 0:15 |
| 37 | Cessation Talk | 0:23 |
| 38 | Madeline Murray O'Hair | 2:33 |
| 39 | Engineer Fatigue | 0:24 |
| 40 | We've Got Atmosphere Control | 1:31 |
| 41 | Zoot Suit Riots | 0:40 |
| 42 | Ages Like Rhinoplasty | 2:20 |
| 43 | Manifesto for Metal Detectors | 1:53 |
| 44 | Rock the British Monarchy | 1:29 |
| 45 | Thirsty, and Gave You Drink... | 0:08 |
| 46 | An Atheist Says "G'Bless You" | 1:23 |
| 47 | Young Werther and Sisyphus | 1:41 |
| 48 | Infancy Bookends | 0:32 |
| 49 | Rocosm | 0:34 |
| 50 | The Godliest God | 1:27 |
| 51 | Proud Member of Our Leftist Colony | 1:06 |
| 52 | For Ante-Bellum Ever | 3:29 |
| 53 | An Aphorism on Privilege | 1:41 |
| 54 | Holden Caulfield | 1:08 |
| 55 | Death Is Funny | 1:33 |
| 56 | Thespian Imperative | 1:59 |
| 57 | The Old Man Is a Harlequin | 2:50 |
| 58 | Just to Get Away | 2:30 |
| 59 | Divorce | 1:13 |
| 60 | Immobile Geniuses | 0:10 |
