| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Master of Profits (live) | 1:24 |
| 2 | Sell 'em All (live) | 1:46 |
| 3 | Young Boy Gets Cancer (After Smoking Your Ass) (live) | 1:07 |
| 4 | Dominatric Dance Design (live) | 0:23 |
| 5 | Too Much Cock at the Cocktail Party (live) | 1:20 |
| 6 | Who's Buying Lunch (live) | 1:28 |
| 7 | Scream in Sonar (live) | 0:39 |
| 8 | Young Boy Attacked by Bees (Boy Is Allergic to Bees) (live) | 1:06 |
| 9 | ''One Block East, Two Blocks Up Your Ass (live)'' | 0:39 |
| 10 | Control the White Load (live) | 1:29 |
| 11 | Welcome to the Jungle | 4:16 |
| 12 | A Nice Warm Cup of Shut the Hell Up (remix) | 0:44 |
| 13 | ''One Block East, Two Blocks Up Your Ass (remix)'' | 0:40 |
| 14 | Young Boy Attacked by Bees (Boy Is Allergic to Bees) (remix) | 1:15 |
| 15 | Young Boy Yelling at Mom (Mom Hid Boy's Metallica T-Shirt) (remix) | 1:15 |
| 16 | Master of Profits | 1:28 |
| 17 | Sell 'em All | 1:36 |
| 18 | One Million Dollars | 1:34 |
| 19 | Wall Street: Revisited | 1:29 |
| 20 | Ride the Limo | 1:41 |
| 21 | My Unbearable Battle With Keyboard Semen | 1:09 |
| 22 | Say One More Thing and I'll Drop a Bus on Your Hand | 1:14 |
| 23 | ''Baby, You're So Worth the Investment'' | 2:16 |
| 24 | Too Much Cock at the Cocktail Party | 1:44 |
| 25 | Who's Buying Lunch | 1:23 |
| 26 | Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is! | 1:56 |
| 27 | No Personal Emails | 1:39 |
| 28 | I've Got Two Words for You and They Aren't Happy Birthday | 0:41 |
| 29 | Control the White Load | 1:12 |
| 30 | ''One Block East, Two Blocks Up Your Ass'' | 0:38 |
| 31 | This Is Six Cymbal Hits | 0:07 |
| 32 | Scream in Sonar | 0:50 |
| 33 | 9 to 5 Kiss Your Ass Goodbye | 1:24 |
| 34 | Young Boy Throws Jesus in the Water (Jesus Gets Upset) | 1:23 |
| 35 | Young Boy Gets Cancer (After Smoking Your Ass) | 1:05 |
| 36 | Young Boy Yelling at Mom (Mom Hid Boy's Metallica T-Shirt) | 1:17 |
| 37 | Young Boy Attacked by Bees (Boy Is Allergic to Bees) | 1:08 |
| 38 | Two Buckets of Fuck You Plaster | 0:27 |
| 39 | A Small Electrical Fire in My Pants | 1:24 |
| 40 | Seizure Experiment Postponed for Friday | 2:24 |
| 41 | Firecracker Cocaine Bars | 1:06 |
| 42 | Peace Be With You (Tommy Camaro version) | 1:02 |
| 43 | Q: Can I Sample This? A: No | 0:06 |
| 44 | I'll Give You a Candy Bar If You Get the Fuck Out of My Face | 0:46 |
| 45 | Just Testing My New Interface | 0:25 |
| 46 | Dominatric Dance Design | 0:26 |
| 47 | Pushups for Jesus | 0:17 |
| 48 | Architecture of the Penis and Vagina | 0:30 |
| 49 | Shot Through the Heart but It's Too Late | 0:15 |
| 50 | The Key to Burning Down the System | 0:38 |
| 51 | A Nice Warm Cup of Shut the Hell Up | 0:42 |
| 52 | First Blood | 0:34 |
| 53 | Autobot Matrix | 1:09 |
| 54 | Crotch Grabber | 0:39 |
| 55 | Fuck 294 (The Tri State) | 0:20 |
| 56 | Struggle Within | 0:46 |
| 57 | Jaffray the Destroyer | 1:01 |
| 58 | Consciencious Objecter | 1:03 |
| 59 | Solution | 0:06 |
| 60 | Stigmata of the Working Class | 0:26 |
| 61 | Straight Outta da Ghetto | 0:20 |
