| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Wilds of Gloryville | 0:45 |
| 2 | Kiss-You Advocacy | 1:30 |
| 3 | Lauren Behold (A Discussion With a Stripper Over Canadian Style Health Care) | 1:16 |
| 4 | Can't You Tell a Slow Burn Woo When You Ignore One? | 1:53 |
| 5 | He Would Die for You (Were It Up to Me) | 0:55 |
| 6 | Bluejean V. Debs | 1:28 |
| 7 | How Could China Fail? | 0:48 |
| 8 | I Don't Like the Movies | 1:16 |
| 9 | If She Quivers? | 1:02 |
| 10 | She Can't Stand the Quiet (Unless It's Me Shutting Up) | 1:16 |
| 11 | Hearts to the Fore, We Storm Loves Castle | 0:47 |
| 12 | Your Alone Has So Many More People in It | 1:10 |
| 13 | Pick Your Dystopia | 1:22 |
| 14 | The Trilateralist Told You Not To | 0:54 |
| 15 | Every Dog Has It's Silver Lining | 1:17 |
| 16 | Red Scarcity | 2:02 |
| 17 | Goner Alaskas | 1:19 |
| 18 | Saddlebags and the Age of Jesus | 2:51 |
| 19 | The Onetime Milwaukee Suicide | 1:42 |
| 20 | Proletarial Glow | 1:18 |
