| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | I was gratified to note that | 4:40 |
| 2 | People don't live in national | 4:17 |
| 3 | so i went through the ripley's believe-it-or-not-museum | 4:57 |
| 4 | the state of virginia went | 4:27 |
| 5 | the glacial lines put me in mind of disneyworld | 3:40 |
| 6 | at the diner where we went | 2:24 |
| 7 | washington is quite small | 3:24 |
| 8 | for all its incompetence | 4:19 |
| 9 | from philadelphia i headed | 4:55 |
| 10 | i lay on the back seat | 3:47 |
| 11 | when i awoke there was | 5:12 |
| 12 | in the morning i drove on | 4:01 |
| 13 | the reason i'd chosen to | 5:12 |
| 14 | at southern iowa general | 5:20 |
| 15 | eventually, i stumbled on the | 4:39 |
| 16 | horner drank his beer sadly | 4:18 |
