| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Semi‐Fraudulent/Direct‐From‐Hollywood Overture | 1:59 |
| 2 | Mystery Roach | 2:33 |
| 3 | Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers | 0:48 |
| 4 | This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue) | 0:56 |
| 5 | Tuna Fish Promenade | 2:30 |
| 6 | Dance of the Just Plain Folks | 4:40 |
| 7 | This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise) | 0:59 |
| 8 | The Sealed Tuna Bolero | 1:40 |
| 9 | Lonesome Cowboy Burt | 3:52 |
| 10 | Touring Can Make You Crazy | 2:53 |
| 11 | Would You Like a Snack? | 1:23 |
| 12 | Redneck Eats | 3:03 |
| 13 | Centerville | 2:31 |
| 14 | She Painted Up Her Face | 1:42 |
| 15 | Janet’s Big Dance Number | 1:18 |
| 16 | Half a Dozen Provocative Squats | 1:57 |
| 17 | Mysterioso | 0:48 |
| 18 | Shove It Right In | 2:32 |
| 19 | Lucy’s Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude | 4:00 |
| 20 | I’m Stealing the Towels | 2:14 |
| 21 | Dental Hygiene Dilemma | 5:12 |
| 22 | Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You? | 3:00 |
| 23 | Daddy, Daddy, Daddy | 3:12 |
| 24 | Penis Dimension | 4:36 |
| 25 | What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning | 3:28 |
