| # | Title | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Amish Paradise- assistant engineer:
- Colin Sauers
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- keyboard:
- Ruben Valtierra and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Lisa Popeil, Steve Jay, Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1996), Rock 'n' Roll (in 1996), Scotti Bros. Records (in 1996) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1996)
- recording of:
- Amish Paradise
- additional lyricist:
- Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- Artis Ivey, Jr., Larry Sanders, Doug Rasheed and Stevie Wonder
- publisher:
- Black Bull Music, Boo Daddy Publishing, EMI U Catalog Inc., GS Only Productions, Jobete Music Co., Inc., Madcastle Muzik, Songs of PolyGram International, Inc. and T‐Boy Music Publishing, Inc.
- is based on:
- The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island
- parody version of:
- Gangsta’s Paradise
| 3:21 |
| 2 | Everything You Know Is Wrong | 3:49 |
| 3 | The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) | 4:02 |
| 4 | Dare to Be Stupid (instrumental) | 3:27 |
